January 2009
Jan 30th
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E! True Hollywood Story:Vince Offer
Writer, director, comedian, FORMER SCIENTOLOGIST???? Oh Vinnie, I hardly knew thee. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vince_Offer
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Score!!!! →
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“RE: CHARGE BACKS NEED YOU HELP PRETTY PLEASE :-)”
– Actual subject line from a e-mail I received at work. WTF? You want a cherry on top too?
Jan 28th
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It’s so good at about 6:15 on.  (via Vibe)
Jan 28th
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CAN’T STOP. NEED MOAR KITTEHS.
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(via juliaallison) Figures, she would like this shite.
Jan 27th
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Someone needs to abort Mary Rambin from the... →
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Baby Kittehs!!! →
I can live again!!!! Shiba Inu Cam can suck a fat one. These are shelter kittehs!  I would totes adopt one, but I know it’ll grow up to be a dick like my current cat. 
Jan 27th
WTF.
Can someone please tell me why I can’t seem to find a decent looking pair of black winter boots that don’t cost a million dollars???  The only decently priced ones look like a pair my mom had back in the early 90’s, with a lovely heel and all.  I wants my feets to be warm, but I don’t want to look like a dick in the process.  My stupid 2 year old Uggs have a hole in the...
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Listenfrangry: Rob Base - It Takes Two Def one of my...
Jan 23rd
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Not Punny →
Remind me never to go to Toronto with the BF. He’s a pun whore.
Jan 23rd
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This must be a How-To Guide for Mormons. Ghey.
Jan 21st
ListenThis song makes me want to get up and do some...
Jan 21st
Holy Crap.....this is awesome. →
Jan 21st
This Does Not Make Sense
The bathrooms on our floor of my office building were recently redone (not much better than before BTW).  They redid the tiling, stalls and sinks…pretty standard stuff.  They installed some fancy schmancy automatic soap dispensers!  You put your hands under them and it shoots out white liquid soap (I have the maturity level of a 7 year old, so I find this very funny).  Here’s what I...
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Jan 16th
Someone Get Her a 3-Way Mirror Please!
I know I may be a little late in the game on this one, but whatever.  Jennifer Lopez looked HORRIBLE at the Golden Globes.  Like 20 pounds of shit in a 10 pound bag type of horrible.  Now, I’m sure she has a stylist and all that, but I bet you a gajillion dollars that whoever it is, is scared to death of her.  Which is how she ended up in a dress that is WAAAAAY too small for her.  ...
Jan 16th
Can I get a name change? →
When I read about these two lovely parents, and where they lived, I wasn’t surprised.  I lived out in those there parts and everyone is pretty much inbred.
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Jan 16th
Listensuckafuck: Notorious B.I.G. vs Peter Bjorn &...
Jan 16th
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My Thoughts on NYC Restaurant Week
You’re not REALLY getting a deal, as you’re led to believe.  How many people actually order an appetizer, entree AND dessert when they eat out?  Not many people that I know!!!  Most times you share an appetizer, eat your own entree and SOMETIMES share a dessert.  The menus aren’t fantastic either, usually the boring stuff.  Some restaurants even block out certain times that you...
Jan 15th
Billy Sunday's-A Tiny Taste
Flatbush has another restaurant!  Last night the The BF, bro and I went to the opening of Billy Sunday’s.  This is his new BBQ joint next to Cafe Enduro on Lincoln Road.  The place was nice and busy for 7pm on it’s first night, especially considering the kitchen wasn’t even open yet.  The decor is very similar to Enduro; a lot distressed wood and tschotkes.   The bar seemed to...
Jan 14th
Chiptastic!!! Sweet Chili is the bomb diggy. ... →
 
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