that hitting people was OK. I hate my co-worker. He’s as dumb as rocks, has a HORRIBLE Long Island Italian-style accent, is really unattractive and dresses really poorly. He insists that Italians drop the ends of words; like calamar and muzzerell. My other co-worker, whose parents are from Italy, has told him this is not true. He still says it and sounds stupid….also, he calls...
Stray Link: You Know That Image Of The Matchstick... →
thedailywhat: And yes, it’s just as distrubing as you imagine it would be. [via.] Pretty awesome
Damn you Energy Kitchen!!! DAMN YOU! You sucked me in with your $5 off coupon in my Time Out magazine. The picture of the burger you advertised looked simply delicious. I had a hard time deciding what to order even! I finally went for the ostrich burger, sounded pretty good. You’re delivery time was amazingly fast! The presentation of the food made it look delicious….but then I...
Sycamore - Ditmas Park
stinker: Try it. Great music, good selection of drinks and nice flowershop/bar surroundings. On the last Thursday of the month there’s free food from the nearby San Remo as part of Friends of Cortelyou. Recession specials ahoy. Sycamore 1118 Cortelyou Road, Brooklyn, New York 11218 www.sycamorebrooklyn.com Picture via Finster. This bar is owned by the couple who opened The Farm on...
Mr T said he wanted to show British men - including those who played...– Mr. T’s advice to British job seekers via Mirror UK
Fabulosity Fo' Sho' →
I has it, and have had it ALL god damn week. I don’t think I’ve ever had such an overall frustrating week. I need a case of Trader Joe’s red wine and some TV fo sho. But what’s that? You have no red wine Trader Joe’s? Not even 1 effing bottle? Well F U too then and thanks for nuffin. Everyone can suck it….HARD.
Warner Brothers is remaking The Never-Ending Story →
antikris: themattsmith: presented without comment. … except: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Way to ruin a perfect thing guys. Boooooooo!
I could have one of these on my head. All the cool kids are doin’ it.
Things That Annoy Me
The Duggars. More specifically, their son Josh and his fiancee (now wife) Anna. http://www.ja20.com/home.html For some reason, we watched an episode of that awful show on TLC. These 2 were staying “pure” before they got married. Now we all may think that this means no hibbidy dibbidy before their wedding night. Oh no. This means NO KISSING as well. All these two did was hold...
Peppa's Jerk Chicken
stinker: You know you’re in Peppa’s Jerk Chicken when… … there’s a guy wearing a hat consisting of daffodils, postcards and toy ducks. … Shottas is playing. Loudly. And usually mid-sex scene. … nobody is smiling. … people are literally spazzin’ out at the waiting time. … you get the best Jamaican cuisine this side of Negril. Peppa’s Jerk Chicken 738 Flatbush Ave., Brooklyn, NY...
Sooooo cute. All I want to do is hold a baby monkey. Where the hell can I do this, besides finding one in the jungle???
thedailywhat: 81st Academy Awards: Seth Rogen and James Franco review the Best Picture Nominees as their characters from Pineapple Express. [via.] Ah shet. I missed this too from last night?!?! Did they put ALL the good stuff on in the first hour and a half!??!?!
Plans for Sunday included: 1) Watching football and eat breakfast 2) Going out for an afternoon drink 3) Picking up jerk chicken 4) Watching the E! Oscars pre show 5) Watch the Oscars What really went down: 1) Watched football and ate 2) Went for a drink 3) And another 4) And another 5) And another 6) And another 7) Can’t really remember how we got home 8) Picked up a chicken...
Porkchops on a Friday
stinker: Ha ha ha ha!
Thing NOT to Do on the NYC Subway
1) Fart-You’re in an enclosed space, filled with people. It’s usually a little stuffy in there already. You farting is just going to ruin a lot of other peoples day. 2) Clip your nails- The clicking sound alone is pretty horrible. Where are your nail clippings going? That’s right, they’re flying all over the place. You could poke someones eye out. Save that...
Yelp and the Business of Extortion 2.0 | East... →
Saw Fox Mulder himself on 31st Street today. He totally looked like he wanted to sex me up and stuuuuuuff. How do I know this? Cuz he’s a sex addict, and they’ll do anything that has a pulse. Oh yeah. PS-He was also taking his kid to the Rangers game.
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Worst Brooklyn Neighborhood Article EVER. →
Here are a few of her definitions of Brooklyn ‘hoods: “Crown Heights: Blacks + Hasidic Jews + other = race riots. Prospect Heights: A no-man’s land between Park Slope and whatever lays beyond. Connected by the dreaded Franklin Street Shuttle that everyone insists is not that bad.” Clearly she doesn’t have anything nice to say about neighborhoods where, I think, she...
Max Restaurant - NYC
stinker: Had the pleasure of stuffing my fat cheeks (and my girlfriend’s non-fat cheeks) at Max on Avenue B on Monday night. For once, Yelp actually came up trumps as this place was surprisingly good - very much in the same vein as Frank on 2nd Avenue. Great pasta and an intimate venue. Max 51 Ave B between 3rd and 4th St, New York, NY 10009 www.max-ny.com YES! I will be testing out the...
I got the coolest book ever from my BF for Valentine’s Day! It’s called Monkey Portraits by Jill Greenberg. He likes to feed my monkey addiction! After coming VERY close to staying in for dinner, we ventured out to Little India to a BYOB place. BYOB was awesome, and saves you a shit ton of money, especially if you can hit up Trader Joe’s for some 2 Buck Chuck. The...
“For last night’s “Business Casual” dinner, I broke out my luscious Karen Zambos faux fur cropped jacket (borrowed from the designer and worn before me by Britney Spears) that feels like a Barefoot rug robe it’s so soft. Totally didn’t realize you can see my tights through my tank (Megan, where’s the crazy hair patrol when I need you!), but thank goodness it was dark in there.” (via...
A social networking site my mother thinks exists.
supposibly An incorrect pronunciation of the word “supposedly” which, seriously, lots and lots of people think is correct. When used by people trying to sound cultured it makes them seem like complete idiots (via Urban Dictionary)
The 14th of February.It falls on the same day as Valentine’s Day except this one is only celebrated by 5 year olds, and douche bags from New Jersey, New York and outlying areas. (via Urban Dictionary)
Baby-faced boy Alfie Patten is father at 13 →
This is one of the most insane things I’ve seen in a long time.