April 2009
Man I’m going to miss pool parties this...
Embarassing?
Answered my door, in PJ’s, to a person who was trying to get me to talk to some assemblyman who is running in my district. Thank god I refused. I looked in the mirror after I shut the door and saw that my hair was sticking up all over the place, mascara smeared and I have red wine lips. Zexy.
March 2009
Masstransiscope →
I get to see this everyday on my way to work. I had no clue what it was at first….but it’s awesome.
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Any ideas?
My birthday is the April 10th, a Friday (woot woot!). Last year we all went to see Hot Chip and went out dancing afterwards. This year there are no good shows going on. We’ve all got a few ideas for stuff to do, but it includes spending like $10-$15 to go to a party. We’re all broke as a joke and want to spend what money we have on alcohol, not on a cover. Anyone have ANY ideas as...
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http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com/ →
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Co-Worker
My boss and I have decided we’re going to put together a dictionary of words our co-worker uses. We overhear these words on his 80 personal phone calls he makes every day.
numbas=numbers
piksha=picture
pitcha=pitcher
Gabba Ghoul= Capicola ham
ovah=over
undah=under
axed=asked
Johnny Mortage= His softball bro
case-ah beah= case of beer
gravy=marinara sauce
calamar=calamari
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Phoenix-Fences
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Who want to be a millonair?
Every post?
Will be entitled as a question to have that nifty little answer box pop up.
“I texted him around 6, asking if he wouldn’t mind moving it to 8 pm, and …...”
– - Julia Allison
How in gods name does this chick get dates??? IMO dude should have said eff off on that third time change. I guess he thought he was going to get laid, he CLEARLY doesn’t know jack about her.
PS-She also invited someone else to stop by and see her while she was on this...
Tiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrred
I have my moments in my apartment where I would love to pack up and move, then I realize it isn’t so bad and I forget about that idea. Last night made me want to pack up and move this morning.
11:30pm-Some neighbor starts playing loud music and is screaming/singing out the window. They play Jay-Z, “Umbrella” (and do ALL the ‘ellas), and many other songs
12:30-Singing...
Weekend
I have to admit, that a large part of my weekend was dedicated to watching RuPaul’s Drag Race on the Logo Channel, I had only caught one episode on VHI.
This has to be the most amazing reality show EVER created. No show has ever made me want to be a man. I just wanted to become a contestant……….. and LIPSYNC. FOR. MY LIFE!
Hated: Rebecca GlassCOCK
Loved: Miss Nina...
frangry:
Eddie Murphy - Party All The Time (via...
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Riddle Me This
If they can’t get my old oven out of my kitchen through the doorway, then how in gods name did they get it in there? Did they build the kitchen around it?
I also have a Russian guy yelling at the dudes about the size of the new oven.
Something tells me this is not going to end well and I’ll be cooking via campfire in Prospect Park for a while.
Watchthedailywhat:
New Music Video! N.A.S.A. feat. Kanye West, Santigold, and Lykke Li - “Gifted”
From their debut album The Spirit of Apollo.
[via.]
choppinkarate:
New Order - Bizarre Love Triangle
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Welcome to the Johnsons
Jesus Christo I hate this place with a burning passion, but $1.75 for PBR, before a night of dancing to the Friendly Fires???
I guess I can’t pass it up since I forgot the flask of rum at home. FAIL.
WatchOf course it didn’t hurt you dum dum, it took like 15 minutes!!! Mine didn’t hurt 15 minutes in……but at the 4 hour mark I was in some serious painage and almost passed out even though I was laying down.
I think wrist tattoos are the new tramp stamp fo sho.
Hungry Hungry Hippo
Just ate the most deliciouso slightly undercooked chocolate glazed munchkin from Dunkin Donuts. Effin’ nom nom nom-a-rama IN MY FACE.
Lost
Once again Lost totally blew my mind last night. I’m hoping that they’ll address the item below soon.
PLEASE!!! You’re killing me! Also, I’m confused as to how the whole Ben thing will pan out. If he was killed in the past, how is he alive in the future? I’m confused and it makes my brain huuuuuuurty.
Watchcapucha:
gooseppie:
O-M-G
Where The Wild Things Are Trailer
Yes please.
GPOYW
My birthday last year. First the Hot Chip show, then a dance party.
I got to dance with a Hasidic Jew…which made my night. It was awesome. My birthday is in about 2 weeks now and I have no plans. Bah.
Thank god I got rid of my wig-like haircut.
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Scurry
I know this is old news, but this shit gives me nightmares for days…..WEEKS even. A bird eating spider? Holy Jesus God no!!!
