MIss Cat used to scratch the sofa likewhen she was little, but eventually stopped. She then moved on to the rugs, which I was fine with. Within the past month, she’s decided to take up scratching the sofa again…………..9 years later! It’s a brand new sofa and I have no idea what to do. I’m hoping it’s phase and she’s just freaked out from moving again.

So scratching posts REALLY solve the problem or is it a case of her just wanting to scratch it and I’m screwed?

Any other suggestions?

I haven’t gotten more than 5hrs sleep per night in over a week. That prescription for Ambien from my doc may just have to be filled. We were on the go moving from 9am-8pm. I should be knocked out.

I made the most delicious flourless chocolate cake today. I want another slice RIGHT NOW!!!

urlesque:

agentmlovestacos:

I don’t care what this post was originally about before it got to me. LOOK AT THESE CATS.

 

OH number two!

This won’t end well.

I’m convinced there were like 5 for sale. 
Did ANYONE actually manage to buy a ticket?

I’m hatin’ on those dirty BSB hogging all the song time.

privatesnafu:

I think that’s the closest I’ll ever come to consuming a grinded up hobo, 4 week old dirty socks, melted Jolly Ranchers and armpit juice in liquid form.

Word.

I couldn’t drink more than a half can. Berf.

Today is Oprah’s Favorite things episode.  Yeah, I’ll watch it. 

I was talking to my BF about the Oprah show and how everyone who goes on ends up getting something awesome. With my TERRIBLE luck, I’d go on Oprah and be there for the one episode where no one gets anything and they have the most depressing guest ever.

Can anyone recommend a good storage facility in Brooklyn?

EVERYONE in this office plays the blame.

Little do they know, I DO NOT play that game. I will find out it was your fault and I WILL give you the tongue lashing of your life. For real. 

Found a GREAT apartment tonight! YAY!

Just found it on bedbugregistry.com !!! Boooo!

sad trombone

Holy christ I hate this apartment search. The broker today screwed me in the morning so I had to work from home and go see 3 places at 12:30. It’s amazing what they’ll try and scare you in to taking by telling you x amount of people want it and how the occupancy rate in NYC is the highest ever, which means there are no apartments. well eff you lady, just lemmie look and decide!

The first place was TERRIBLE. It was next to a smelly halal deli/restaurant. The hallways had flies and the apartment was bubblegum pink. Um, no. I won’t even write what I actually thought of the place.

The 2nd place was just the shell of an apartment. It’s a complete gut renovation that won’t be done until Dec. 15 and that no work for me. Plus the rent was too much for 3rd Ave btw 3rd & 4th. Very nice though….too bad.

3rd place was super cute. It’s like my apartment now, but the living room is a foot and a half wider, it was quiet, had a dishwasher, skylight over the pooper and a 1/2 bedroom. The problem is that it was on 20th St. in BK and we don’t want to go that far.

 I look at another place at 8:30. I also have people coming to mine at like 7. This is just stressful to me. I don’t want other people taking this place until I have a home!

We’re looking for a 1 bedroom in Park Slope and I can’t find anything! If anyone knows of any apartments or even a decent broker with a low fee PLEASE let me know. I need to know we’ll have a home for the holidays!

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You should go see Captures at Lit, on 2nd Ave. Show starts at 9 on the dot! Come say hi!

 numnumsbylaura replied to your post: Sad Trombonewhat does your doctor have against food that makes you feel fucking fancy? ugh i would hate that doctor. Im eating strawberries, wine and cows milk mozzarella as I write this…

He said that all those faniciful, delicious items are bad for migraines, which is what he thinks I have. Why couldn’t fried foods, eggplant, mustard and beer be bad for me? I HATE all those things. Red wine & cheese are my loves. We’ll see what my brain scan says! 

I managed to get into a really good neurologist today. He prescribed me some powder medication to take for bad migraines. He also told me I need to cut out aged cheeses, chocolate, caffeine and red wine. Man, all my vices just gone. Poof!

I’ll deal. If it keeps this headache away I’m fine with it.