WHAT. A. DAY.
The cat woke me up at 4am. I picked up the moving truck w/my dad at 8:30. He drove me to Ikea, told me he couldn’t help me with boxes. My bro couldn’t help and my BF was on a flight back from the UK. He saved the day though. I rented a truck too small so we had to do 2 trips, loading up the truck while the neighbors who robbed me watched us. ARGH!! We’re back in his air...
MTA Revises Subway Map (Shadows! City Island!) →
I’m sure this cost a pretty penny, but thank god for those shadows!!! I’ll look forward to the $3 fare hike, but it’s worth it so that Manhattan can appear “taller, bulkier and 30 percent wider, to better display its spaghetti of subway lines”.
I HATE leaving my phone at home! How am I supposed to play games on it while I work?!
tumblrisforlulz: A Cold Stone Creamery but for cereal!?!?@!@ WHY IS THERE NOT ONE OF THESE NEAR ME?!??! I am ALL over that Qatar locale.
You Know What Really Chaps My Ass?
When you’re about to plan a nice, and desperately needed, beach vacay for you and your hotness then all of a sudden people have to start acting all crazy-like and killing police officers because they don’t want their Robin Hood-esque drug lord excommunicated to the US so then you can’t go. Yeah, that sucks. Cue sad trombone…….. Fanks for the memories though
I have my own Olivia Palermo in my office. That’s not a good thing BTW.
Don’t Toss That Old Shirt. They’ll Pick It Up. →
I dropped off 3 bags yesterday at the Salvation Army on Atlantic Ave. If my mother hadn’t been able to help me, I would have paid for a Zipcar to drop it off so that I didn’t just toss it all out.
Adorable Kitty Huts →
Makes me want a kitten!!!
Today was fun
Thank god my mother came in to help me today with moving crap. I had to return the modem to Cablevision. Good lawd, they have 2 places in BK….both in the middle of nowhere. I have no idea where we even drove to, but I know if I had to go there via public transportation…then Cablevision could suck it. Then I hauled 3 huge garbage bags to the Salvation Army on Atlantic Ave. ATTN LADIES:...
What a Nice Way to Wake Up
At 1:30am we woke up to some screaming crackhead, well HE woke up first and woke me up so I could watch her. She was sitting on the stoop across the street. Every time she’d doze off she’d hit her head on the banister and screeeeeech really loudly. This was going on for about 15 mins before I woke up and continued for about 10 more. Then something amazing happened. She dozed off and...
I need a long blonde wig by the weekend. Forgot to order one online. Where do you get cheap wigs outside of the Halloween season?
Saraghina in Bed Stuy Went and Got Themselves a... →
Yum yum. This will be our dinner tonight!
sistermarymarthas: If you find yourself telling your cat, “Mommy loves you!”, well then you should either seek professional care, or join me in owning your CLOTU status This is me.
John Travolta and Kelly Preston Are Expecting! →
She’s 47. :-|
My mother is a genius
I was talking to her about Lost, and my costume for the party on Sunday. She asked me how they got the cars to the island. How the eff did they get the cars there if they only traveled to the island via submarine?
What Type Are You →
I’m Perpetua Titling Light
These Olympic mascots are what nightmares are made... →
Kevin Powell for Congress district 10 →
See what happens when people stop being polite and START being real.
Stuyvesant East Goes for Historic Status
neighborhoodr-bedstuy: The Stuyvesant East Preservation Action League is holding it’s second question and answer meeting this Saturday to talk to residents about land-marking Stuyvesant East. The rough outline of the proposed area is from Malcolm X blvd. to Saratoga Ave and from Halsey St. to Bainbridge St. The next meeting will be held Satury May 22, from 3 – 5 pm at Public School 5, 820...
Preparing for Lost
Make sure that ABC is coming in clear on the antenna 30 mins before showtime.