nyfairytale replied to your post: Bike for Sale im 5’10” :( I meant the bike is good for anyone 5’5” and up!!!
I just learned how to make coffee! I’m am SO rocking this new job! Watch out world!
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With all the craziness of starting a new job last week I failed to thank sjkid for her shipment of delicious mini bundt cakes. She sent 2 of each of butter, lemon poppy & Baily’s. They were delicious and I apologise for not being able to take pics of them!
Thursday is 90210 day.
rosasparks: kdek: 9-02-10. Please dress accordingly. I’m dressing as Dylan - he was always my favorite. Besides, he and I have the same wrinkles of concern, confusion and cool, in our foreheads. Also, I am most comfortable in jeans and flannel. The 90’s FTW. Oh! Fun! I don’t think this will work very well at my new job. Most of these people are only aware of the NEW 90210. When the...
Bike for Sale
So I’m trying to sell my bike. It’s a replica of a vintage Raleigh Roadster. It’s in really good shape. It was purchased in November and since there was snow all winter, it wasn’t used until the springtime in June when I moved into my new place. It had rod breaks, a back rack, LOUD bell and a Brooks B67 black saddle which is SUPER comfy. It has a nick here and there, due to moving, but nothing...
My boss keeps telling me about each and every person at my company that interviewed for my job. It’s making me really uncomfortable, especially when she says how badly they wanted it.
I was expecting another award to be presented after Selleck & Danson. They totally effed over Guttenberg. Shame on you.
I got a bigger laugh over Bucky GUNTS winning an Emmy and giving a shout out to BJ & Dick then watching any of the previously mentioned “comedy” shows.
I can’t believe the shows that were nominated in the “Comedy” category this year. Maybe I’ve lost my sense of humor, I don’t know. I’ve watched an episode or two of Modern Family, Glee and The Big Bang Theory and I haven’t found any of them, or any of the individual acting, the least bit funny. I’m actually surprised at how they’re still on...
Michael & Ping's in Gowanus →
The mixed vegetable chow mein with Himalayan red rice was amazing. Seriously, go eat there now or at least have them deliver to your lazy ass.
I haven’t had a new job in 4 years, so I totally forgot how it is. Don’t get me wrong, I am THRILLED to have this position at this company. I’ve wanted to work for them for 2 years now, so being given this opportunity is amazing for me. The first few days though make you question yourself. My boss is constantly going on and on about how crazy it is all the time, how she works...
I already miss my all day Tumblr-thons! I’m sure I won’t once I’m doing real deal work! :-)
I start my new job today. I’m currently sitting in the waiting room because no one is here! Yikes.
Went to JCrew and the “personal shopper” was no help at all. He wished me luck when I said I needed his assistance. Go to Anthropologie, leave with a bag full of clothes. :-) I may have enough decent items to make it through the rest of summer!
Main thing I have to do today- Shop for work clothes MAJOR thing I don’t want to do today-Shop for effing work clothes I’ll paint a picture for you. Me, wandering around SoHo for hours, coming back home with nothing. You know, the usual.
Making some palmiers to send out tomorrow!
Reading a massage brochure from the B&B. Tomorrow I may go for the “cranial sacral therapy”. It’s the “gentle manipulation of cranial bones and sacrum (tail bone) to induce the production & circulation of cerebral spinal fluid resulting in an amazing REBOOTING OF THE BRAIN and nervous system.” I don’t know about you, but that sounds like something a...
My Director hasn’t said boo to me since I told her I wasn’t going to rewrite a training manual with only 3 days left here. I went out to lunch today, not knowing she was leaving early. I came back to a bottle of St. Germain on my desk with a little note. Pretty awesome. I win today. :-) LADY BONERS FOR EVERYONE!!!
Why are people freaking out over the new, apparently LOUD, biodegradable Sun Chip bags? Who gives a shit? Stop eating chips and go do something with yourself.
Awesome Tickled Cat →
lianoe: (via pardenarden) major love for this video.
Do I want cupcakes for my adios tomorrow? No Do I want bagels for my au revoir tomorrow? Non Why can’t we all be adults and go out for a god damn alcoholic beverage!? Who am I kidding, no one is going to do a god damn thing and that is a-ok with me! Just pour me a Lady Boner!
Wow, that is one sexy couch →
Seeing as I’m leaving here on Thursday, they finally decided to schedule my exit interview. The stupid HR person wants to have it in my office. I don’t have an office, I have a cube and I’m really not going to sit here in a cube and have an exit interview……cuz I will have some diarrhea of the mouth and some people may not like what’s said.
Are times THAT tough?
We share the floor with other departments, but we all work for the same company. I needed a paper plate to share some food. The lady from the other department says to me “You know, OUR department pays for those plates”. Srsly? Are you really serious right now? You’re going to tell me to NOT take ONE paper plate? Do we not all work for the same company? All I keep thinking...
2 weeks ago the dudes at the barber shop had a real rager of a party that I shut down. They said that night that they NEVER have parties. I beg to differ my man, WTF do you call what’s going on right now?
I hope my food arrives soon, I’m close to falling asleep. Zoinks.
Over It All
It’s a real wake up call to realize that what you have isn’t exactly what you think it is. I’m the type of person where I feel like “the more the merrier”. I want to be close to my significant others family and friends. I want to get along with their mother & father, do things with them, & have a relationship with them. When you realize that your someone...
Anonymous asked: Oi Monkey, why you so secksi?
antikris: Can someone please explain Kimora Lee Simmon’s neck roll to me? I have been wondering the same thing for years. While she says she’s anorexic, doesn’t eat and soooo thin, she has these amazing neck rolls. I’ve seen her in person, and she is some sort of giant Amazon woman.