March 2011
Pack your bags Ashley, it’s time to go home.
We ALL knew Chantal O. was going to give it up in the Fantasy Suite. Emily? Not so much. She ain’t goin’ in no daggone Fantasy Suite.
February 2011
Christian Bale was absent from the last set because he’s in a pub down the road with Dicky and maybe Mickey, but most Dicky…..and his drugs.
While I can appreciate Colin Firth willing for The Kings Speech, his speech was terrible. Brits do not have the ability to open up and tell us how they REALLY feel about anything. Trust me , I live with one. They need to fix that shiz and start opening up.
Christ. It’s 2011 and I STILL GET COREY FELDMAN AND COREY HAIM MIXED UP. I FEEL HORRIBLE…..MAYBE.
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omg. you are horrible!!!! :)
Holy shit. I meant FELDMAN! So terrible of me. Lordy.
Corey Haim got foookked
Will Corey Haim get a Shout Out?
Banksy not winning proves the votes are rigged. No one could stand an unknown guy accepting an Oscar in a monkey mask.
Randy Newman will win…….duh girl….but we’ll be tortured by ALL of the songs. CHRIST.
Alice in Wonderland lady…you boring…bai
Here’s what I suggest. We just keep feeding Christian Bale booze and let him host the rest of the show. I think it’ll be more entertaining for all of us.
“I’d like to fank Marky Mark and Donnie D”
– Christian Bale
“Bloody ‘ell” INDEED SIR!
I hope Christian Bale has been drinking so that when he wins he’s super belligerent.
Kunis & Timberlake are totes sexin’.
Oscar interviews in HD is not good for anyone involved.
How is it that Christian Bale JUST started sounding like a cockney prick?
ABC’s Oscar interviewer is boring as hell. Not Tim Gunn, the chick in the boring room.
Note to self: Moscato wine is sweet & disgusting.
Watchthedailywhat:
Happy Ending of the Day: On last night’s finale of the Oprah Winfrey Network’s Your OWN Show competition, Oprah herself announced that Internet superstar Zach Anner had won, and would be getting his very OWN show on her network.
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Just got an e-mail at work with all the “hot” things to do in NYC this weekend. I can’t help but read it in Stefan’s voice.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM →
Oooh snaaap!
Girl Talk →
Going to the show tonight. Fingers crossed our tix are legit.
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Someone in my office needed a BK restaurant for a 20 person dinner tonight. I suggested a few and she went with one of them. Not only do I not even get to go, but my d-bag coworker gets to go. What kinda shite is that?? Pfff.
Family
They suck. Not your parents, but your extended family of aunts, uncles & cousins.
I have an Aunt who is out of her mind crazy. She makes up scenarios and then won’t speak to people for years, even thought we’re all like WTF are you talking about you looney toon. Everyone lets her get away with it. Because of this, we probably won’t go to my Grandma’s birthday on...
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sparkleneely:
fuck deadlines, get cookies.
Can we bring Michelle Money back as the Wild Card???
Surprise!
I hope there are no more beach destinations in Chantel O’s near future. Ooof. Little too much free food & booze.
Do you think all the girls HATE each other at this point??? They must want to scratch each others eyes out.
Shawntel (aka this woman), you do not get a rose tonight because your parents didn’t know how to spell your name properly and you touch dead people all day.
Brad is an idiot.
He refers to all of them as “these women” or “this woman”.
Ugh.
Chantal O may have this in the bag thanks to her rich parents.
He’s not feeling 1 of the 2 things:
1.Dead people
2. Children people
Worst. Date. Ever.
Dad’s a douche
Moms had no idea her daughter was at the door…..even though the cameras were in her house.
