This embalmer chick is not getting a rose tonight.
hugparty said: You should upgrade. To a Blackberry. Lollerskates O_o
YES!!!! Funeral Home(town) Date!
My new iPhone just isn’t working at all now. Thank god The Bachelor is distracting me from the anger I would have normally had.
And her mom is pretty hot. Chantal better watch out!
Holy Crap! Chantal O’s parents have a HUGE house!!!
Upon syncing my new iPhone 4 I seem to have lost all my Angry Birds scores. Why god! WHYYYYY???
can we pretty please have a tumblr meetup/party at...
biteofpythias: it would be beyond amazing. come on David, this would be a great use of capital!!!! Yes plz! This place is amazing….and I live around the corner.
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hugparty: getoffmyinternets: Purina® Cat Chow® announced today the launch of the official search for the “Purina Cat Chow Correspondent,” an individual who will travel the country and connect with fellow cat owners about how they nurture well-being in their cats. I am applying for this. Y no NYC Casting Call???
So by telling my boss our numbers are effed due to my coworker not doing his job I now get more work. What the what!? Wine. STAT.
OMG I TOTES MISSED THE BACHELOR TONIGHT BECAUSE WE WENT OUT FOR AN IMPROMPTU DINNER! Waaaaaaah!