OMG you guise! Are you all so excited for the new Paul Reiser show???? I like it cuz he’s funny. :-|
Chet Haze twitter super post
worldsworst: I love you, son <3 *bonus* Hanks has got to be super embarrassed about this.
I need hometime ASAP. I had a terrible night sleep that was filled with anxiety dreams about another (yes, another move) new apartment, my cat, work and my nails (?). I keep thinking today is Friday too.
Agent 3Z: Oh boy! →
lickystickypickyme: Controversial remarks attributed to Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh: “If it has four legs and is not a chair, has wings and is not an aeroplane, or swims and is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it.” When visiting China in 1986, he told a group of British students, “If you stay here much… Hero Status
Park Slope, Brooklyn: South Slope Day Trip →
neighborhoodr-parkslope: Brooklyn Based recently featured South Slope an highlighted a bunch of great places to visit in the neighborhood. Officially bounded by 4th and 8th Avenues to the west and east, and 15th and 24th Streets to the north and south, the South Slope is Park Slope’s laid-back cousin, and a stepping… Yay for South Slope! I love Thistle Hill, but I’m a bit peeved...
I’d like to replace all of our glasses with old school McDonald’s glasses. That’s what grownups do. Duh.
iamdonald: New Justice track “Civilization”. Oh boy. This is exciting.
i've said it before, and i will say it again and...
sparkleneely: if you use the word “whilst” in your normal, conversational writing (emails, facebook updates, twitter, tumblr etc) i will immediately assume you are a moron. your attempts at sounding edumacated and “posh” have failed you completely. well done. take note, world. this wont be tolerated. If you’re American you’re not allowed to say “whilst”. I think I...
Describing a wine as “citrusy & grassy” means it smells of cat piss and tastes gross. No wonder he suggested it, they probably have a butt load of backstock.
Dine In Brooklyn-Rose Water
Anyone want to claim they’re me for an 8:30 reservation tomorrow at Rose Water in Park Slope? $25 price fix 3 course menu Email me firstname.lastname@example.org
Parents of 18-month-old girl in heartbreaking... →
This is so sad. :-(
I took a trip to the Warby Parker showroom on Wednesday to try on some frames, since I’m super bored of my Moscots. Not only did I find a pair that I love, I found 2! At $95 each, including lenses and free shipping, I’m getting both! I loved both of these: the Beckett in Striped Evergreen & Pierce in Greystone. Maybe I’ll actually start wearing them all the time like...
thedept replied to your post: Back at the stupid Apple store. I’m refusing to… Which Apple Store? I’ve had mixed Genius Bar experiences, varied by store selection. The Upper West Side store is great to shop at, but has a crappy Genius Bar. Consensus is that 5th Avenue has the best GB… I’ve been going to the SoHo store. We were there an hour and a half on Monday and now we’re...
Back at the stupid Apple store. I’m refusing to call it the “Genius Bar”. Clearly they’re not geniuses since this is the 2nd time in 4 days that I’m here.
well, first of all, you must realize that i worship you. second of all, at the...– richard burton, excerpted from one of his many, many love letters to elizabeth taylor. oof! now that’s a love letter burty. (via softlyslowly) (via bbook) (via confectionaryrenegade)
Had a work dinner at Rubirosa in NoLita. I didn’t eat much, but I want to die. Family style Italian is just gross. Heavy food, smothered in cheese, is my archenemy. Oh, then I came home to find out you can’t reinstall the operating system on my Mac. Now I get to go have a showdown at the Genius Bar. Just fix my shit.
rillawafers: funnyordie: Boston Movie Trailer Boston is in so many movies that it finally necessitated a movie of its own. This is almost done TOO well. This would be a wicked awesome movie
We bought some robiola bosina cheese, a mixture of cow & sheep milk, and holy crap it’s heavenly.