Amazing video for the Mexican show at Ocean Maya in Playa del Carmen. Thank god for unlimited free drinks.
Wait, so this weird jungle-based couples show on NBC is just a re-do of Paradise Hotel??? Oh, it’s called “Love in the Wild”!
“pooping and locking”
The Bachelorette makes me way more uncomfortable than The Bachelor. I think it’s the creepy/desperate men.
The Jungle Place →
otherwise known as “Magicland” to me. I hope we can go. You can hold the monkeys and interact with them. I don’t know of anywhere in the States where you can do this. This place is in the middle of nowhere, and I have no idea how we’d get there, but I want to go.
having FUN kiddies?!!!: why do engagement photo... →
sparkleneely: why do engagement photo shoots exist? why is the world so obsessed with photo shoots? why is this a thing? why is our culture like this? i think my face is weird and funny and i can sometimes look like a loon. i take pictures of it sometimes to show one of two things 1. i look good today or b. i… LOL
Vanity Fair: Paris’s Hottest Club Is “Mulholland... →
vanityfair: David Lynch’s horrifying surrealistic nightmare of a film will be the inspiration for a new Parisian nightclub! We now yield the floor to Stefon. Paris’s hottest club is Silencio. This club has everything: plush seats, Naomi Watts, a proscenium arch, a multilingual goateed magician who…
Finding it hard to sleep with a migraine, stuffed nose & puffy face. Wah. Miserable. Just smash me in the face with a brick plz.
Just booked a Swedish massage for Monday, my first in 7 years.