“Most emotional & devastating breakup”= most hilarious shit ever
This is gonna be the best summer ever.
nudawn: I MISSED YOU JAKE AND VIENNA AND MICHELLE Oh man, duck face is back too! Loooove Bachelor Pad!!
There’s a kid on a leash at Water Taxi Beach on Governors Island. I’m enjoying watching her walk off then get pulled back by her father. Pretty lazy parenting…..but entertaining for others.
I could totally watch Feds right now. It’s been awhile.
hugparty replied to your post: Is that just for me to taste?? No really, where’s… Is that vodka, gin, or the rarest substance known to man? Sadly, it was a delicious glass of Sav Blanc. Such a tease. Stingy.
OMG, what is wrong with this girl??? 2:00 in is the best
Ryan should be less of a creepy douche & maybe someday he’ll find loves.
OMG! You interrupt Bachelorette just as Constantine is declining the Fantasy Suite invite?!?!? This is important shit people.
Amy Winehouse died? According to Sky News she did. Jesus
no really guys
sparkleneely: what the fuck is spotify and how am i supposed to deal with it? it’s too much work for me.I need the songs to just appear.
Anonymous asked: Pretty sure you've always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I'm feeling pretty adventurous today so go to datelink5(dot)com (switch [dot] with .) then sign up and find my profile under the username 'lolsummer69'. I hid my face in the pictures. but I want you to guess who I am and then hit me up on Facebook lol. Good luck.
keepsdiary replied to your post: This thing is no longer my friend. It’s so hot out… Get a movable unit. You’ll have to use a tube that installs into the window. But it works for windows like yours. Yeah, SOMEONE in this house doesn’t want to shell out $300+ for one.
Ben’s mom and sis are super bitchy. No wonder the poor thing hasn’t brought anyone home!
It’s over 90 degrees at the Pitchfork Festival. DYING.
Just had my first Chicago-style hot dog from Portillos…..sans mustard. So delicious. Italian beef sandwich? Not so much. Now just back at the hotel to watch the Navy Pier fireworks from our room. Lazy style. Wine will be involved.