May 2012
May 31st
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May 30th
Y'all. Bethenny Frankel's new apartment?
lizlemon: I DIE. Also, bitch has like four Birkins. Siiigh. How does one even get ONE Birkin bag?!?! That’s at least 10k each. Like whaaaaaat?
May 30th
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sdotmarymartha: I’m going to take a cold bath with Dr. Teal’s Lavender epsom salts tonight. Turns out the air conditioner in my office is “low on freon” which is why we’re all sweltering. Also, someone on the internet mentioned Doritos, and I was like, yasss that’s a brilliant idea. This is the 3rd office I know of that doesn’t have AC today. Not cool. 
May 29th
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May 29th
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Live blog from the NY Methodist ER
Phew. Done. Nothing’s broken thank god. Got my new summer accessory….crutches.
May 28th
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Live blog from the NY Methodist ER
Still waiting. Yay.
May 28th
Live blog from the NY Methodist ER
This place is full of weirdos. Earlier, a woman came in wailing & moaning. She got seen immediately obviously. She seemed like a drama queen. There’s also a homeless looking smelly man who’s asleep.
May 27th
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When you checked this tumblr over Memorial Day...
wheninnewyorkcity:
May 25th
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Will.I.Am takes helicopter to global warming... →
:-|
May 25th
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BF out having drinks means I get wine drunk @ home & pass out on the couch. Winner
May 25th
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Hurricane Bud (Bundy)  →
Lol
May 25th
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May 24th
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May 23rd
When someone comes up to you on the street and...
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May 22nd
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What you want to do to someone who holds the...
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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Your only mission for Googa Mooga
wheninnewyorkcity: This is going to be a shit show of epic proportions. Good thing I live close.
May 18th
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May 17th
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Saturday is MCA Day in NYC.... →
…….too bad it’s in Union Square. Blech.
May 17th
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Let the eye-rolling cringefest begin!!! Barf
May 15th
LIL RIIIIICKY!!!
May 15th
Watching HBO\'s \"Girls\" and trying to figure out...
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May 14th
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May 14th
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May 13th
The new supermarket on 5th Ave & 11th street in Park Slope is now open. We got a little too excited about this on our way to a bar tonight. Sad. This proves that OTB’s can do good things. Like close & open a yuppie supermarket 2 blocks closer than my usual one.
May 13th
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May 12th
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May 11th
Los Angeles
We’re flying to the left coast next month! June 14th-17th we will be in LA. Neither of us has ever been. So far we’ve booked a really nice AirBnb in West Hollywood, and my BF has planned out all the Back to the Future exteriors we need to drive by….and go to Universal Studios (belch). I need suggestions of places to eat, In-N-Out Burger is already on the list. I need some nice...
May 8th
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